1 00:00:04,046 --> 00:00:05,380 I'm so nervous! 2 00:00:05,464 --> 00:00:07,508 It's been so long, no one even makes fun of me 3 00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:08,926 for being unemployed anymore. 4 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,136 Aw. We can make fun of you if you want, sweetie. 5 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:13,430 You could also take one of these. 6 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:14,723 It's a worry worm. 7 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:17,309 It eats your worries and dies out in a couple hours. 8 00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:19,394 I'm on one right now. Super chill. 9 00:00:19,478 --> 00:00:22,314 -I'm not taking breakfast drugs! -We doing breakfast drugs? 10 00:00:22,397 --> 00:00:24,107 I'm just dropping Morty off. Deal me in. 11 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:25,901 Nobody's dealer-ing anyone. 12 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:28,570 Seriously, guys, this interview is important to me! 13 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:30,197 Wow! Good luck, Dad! 14 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,406 Didn't realize you were still trying. 15 00:00:32,491 --> 00:00:34,618 Yeah. Why? No one's on your ass to contribute a thing. 16 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:37,746 Ah, if you're trying to neg me into taking a worm, you've succeeded. 17 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:38,830 Negging works. 18 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:41,542 See you all in a week! 19 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:44,419 I'm so excited! 20 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:46,588 Is this what it feels like to have friends? 21 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:48,799 Wouldn't know. Pick you up on Sunday? 22 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:50,175 See you then! 23 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:54,221 -Snowball! -Morty! 24 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:57,849 Oh my God! I missed you so much! 25 00:00:57,933 --> 00:00:59,810 Me too, Morty. Me too. 26 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,513 I was there when that happened. 27 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,307 Really cool! 28 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:40,809 Whoa! They got a monorail too?! 29 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:43,103 Proud of my dog. He built this place, you know. 30 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:45,606 Shit! What the fuck? 31 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:48,025 Paul! Come! Come! Don't mess with him. 32 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,693 We don't know if he's had his shots. 33 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:53,322 Morty. Oh, I see you've met a mup. 34 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:54,740 No big deal. 35 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:57,743 Just humanoid creatures we bred to be pets. 36 00:01:57,826 --> 00:02:00,996 Hopefully that doesn't freak you out too much. 37 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:03,248 Oh! Nope. I've seen a lot of stuff. 38 00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:05,584 Good, because it would be weird 39 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:09,338 if you were offended by it since you had pets first. 40 00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:13,550 Is there anything else we could visit or talk about? 41 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,427 Yes. Good. Good. Of course. 42 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:18,013 BooBoo, push the Sniff Conference. 43 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:21,099 I've got a lot to show my old friend. 44 00:02:21,183 --> 00:02:23,977 That's the college of New Dog City. 45 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:26,855 And there is our mech-suit warehouse. 46 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:29,566 We've updated your grandpa's designs. 47 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:30,651 Cool! 48 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:33,487 I know you're probably distracted by the mups. 49 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:36,573 Sadly, they're all I can see now. 50 00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:40,285 Okay, maybe we should just chill at your place. 51 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:42,913 You know? Chill? Hang? 52 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:50,879 Water bowl, sir? 53 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:52,673 It is our finest hose water. 54 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:55,091 Oh! It's shaped like a little dog bowl. 55 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,259 That's fun. 56 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:57,969 Yes, this is good. 57 00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:01,598 We will hang by the pool and reminisce about old times. 58 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,100 No politics. 59 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,560 -We got company! -Goddamn it! 60 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:07,854 -Take, take! -Jesus Christ! 61 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:10,399 -Take, take, take! -Take, take, take! 62 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,819 You said we could keep them out! 63 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:15,195 We're trying, sir! 64 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:17,197 The Mancors, they're adapting! 65 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:20,492 So we adapt harder, General. 66 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:23,203 You're making my friend uncomfortable. 67 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:24,287 Okay. 68 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,623 Morty, I think you're getting the wrong impression. 69 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,875 You're seeing a lot of physical deformity 70 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:29,960 and selective breeding, 71 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,713 and your mind is going to all kinds of places. 72 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:35,382 I mean, it's more that this wasn't quite the vacation I-- 73 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:38,051 Titus, take Morty to the mup facility, hm? 74 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:40,137 Show him how loved they are. 75 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,722 Hey, buddy! 76 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:43,640 Okay. You don't have to crouch. 77 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:46,476 Wow, and it says here under Other Experience, 78 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,186 "jumped dimensions." 79 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:49,438 What was that like? 80 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:51,648 Well, you see some things, Bob, 81 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:52,733 but at the end of the day, 82 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:55,444 you realize we're all pretty much the same. 83 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,906 That's the kind of experience I want to bring to the team. 84 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:01,324 Incredible. 85 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:02,784 So can I ask? 86 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:04,995 Any big fish you're trying to take down? 87 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:08,498 Well, Jerry, I don't normally talk clients during interviews, 88 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:12,210 but, God, I'm just loving this laid-back attitude! 89 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:14,421 Nipslip Vodka. 90 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:18,091 If we can convince them to hire us, we'd double our revenue. 91 00:04:19,091 --> 00:04:20,594 I mean, it's right there, Bob. 92 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:21,970 It's screaming at ya. 93 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:23,722 What? I don't see it. 94 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:26,516 Drink. 95 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:30,020 Yes. Yes! I love it! 96 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:33,023 I love it! So simple. So great! 97 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:35,525 -Mm. These things come to me. -Hey. You free tonight? 98 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,402 We're having dinner with their CEO. 99 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:39,154 They need to hear this, Jerry, 100 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:42,824 and they need to hear it from someone as confident as you. 101 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:47,662 It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday 102 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,501 -Honey, I'm home. -Jerry? 103 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:55,670 Prospects are good. Meeting the client for dinner. 104 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:57,589 Oh. That's great. 105 00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:59,549 Why did you park on the lawn? 106 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,593 Jesus. How many of these did you take? 107 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:04,638 The first worm helped, so I took a couple more. No biggie. 108 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:06,223 What's up? Jerry OD on worms? 109 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,933 I told him to take one! 110 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:09,476 Holy shit! 111 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:12,604 Jerry, you are teeming! 112 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:15,941 I guess you had enough anxiety to fuel a worm breeding frenzy. 113 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,192 That's a bad thing, right? 114 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:18,276 It's a new thing. 115 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,612 I gotta admit, I don't know much about the worm business. 116 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:22,447 I'm sure my worm dealer has a fix. 117 00:05:22,531 --> 00:05:25,283 J-Man's gonna pass on all this. 118 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:26,868 Honey, you're teeming! 119 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:29,162 Alright. But let's wrap this quick. 120 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:31,206 Big night ahead. 121 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:32,791 No more giving Jerry drugs. 122 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:34,251 Loud and clear. 123 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:37,295 You like that? 124 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:39,422 We call it a mup-a-cino! 125 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,675 Creamy! 126 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:44,594 Biscuit, this is Emperor Snowball's "Morty." 127 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:48,265 As you can see, Morty, it's all totally fine. 128 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,724 I'm kind of getting the impression 129 00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:51,393 that you're all sort of ashamed of this stuff. 130 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:53,812 -Ashamed? -He seems unconvinced. 131 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:55,230 I'll play the video. 132 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:59,276 And thanks to new breakthroughs in cruelty-free mup technology, 133 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,653 you can further customize your new best friend 134 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:03,572 with our drag-and-drop display. 135 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:07,158 And the mups like it! 136 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:09,661 Non-genetic modifications can also be made 137 00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:11,496 once your mup is born, 138 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:13,206 and once the stitch is healed, 139 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:16,126 your new friend is ready to join the family. 140 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:17,502 Super normal! 141 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:20,547 And if you think it's weird, you're weird. 142 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,720 Brought you a friend! 143 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:28,722 That's a happy wheeze! 144 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:31,725 Aww. He thinks they're inside the TV. 145 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:33,018 Play him the video again! 146 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:34,936 Morty? 147 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:37,606 Oh. Hey. Hey, pal. Glad I caught you, actually. 148 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:38,940 I'm just gonna take off. 149 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:41,109 Got some homework I forgot about. 150 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:43,194 -Great seeing you, though. -Right. 151 00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:46,197 -So you're going to cancel me? -What? No. 152 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:47,824 So you're not gonna run 153 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,659 and tell your grandfather I'm doing eugenics? 154 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,953 You're projecting so much specific shit onto me! 155 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:53,371 You think I'm racist. 156 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:56,124 Listen, I came here as your friend. 157 00:06:56,207 --> 00:06:58,209 That's how I wanna leave. 158 00:06:58,293 --> 00:07:00,837 Okay. Just had a lot planned. 159 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,048 Didn't even get to see our giant sprinkler. 160 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:04,466 Next time. Okay? 161 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,509 Okay. 162 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,687 Please don't try to kill me. Please don't try to kill me. 163 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:19,314 Please don't try to kill me. 164 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:20,440 -Oh! -Shit! 165 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:22,108 Aw, damn it! 166 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:24,611 -Oh, God! -On the ground! Down! Down! 167 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:31,242 Get out of the road, you dumb mup! 168 00:07:32,284 --> 00:07:34,079 Oh. No. 169 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:40,961 Oh, fuck me! 170 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:42,337 -Take, take, take! -Take, take, take! 171 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:45,674 Wait! Maybe they can't see us if we don't move! 172 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:47,676 Never mind! Run! 173 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:52,055 Take-take? 174 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:55,433 Oh, please don't take me to join some kind of rebellion. 175 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:58,186 Yah. Take-take. 176 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,480 Aww, man! 177 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:07,696 Hello? Sweet Marie? 178 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:12,075 Brought the whole family, huh? 179 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:15,704 -We're cool. -Yeah, we're... ice cold. 180 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:19,624 As you can see, my idiot kinda-husband 181 00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:21,001 took too many Flaxar worms, 182 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:22,627 and they are now reproducing inside him. 183 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:25,046 Cha-ching! You want to go 60/40? 184 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:27,590 We're trying to fix him, not get into the worm business. 185 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,175 Well, hold on. Who's getting that 60? 186 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:32,178 Dad, we are not letting this woman harvest Jerry for worms! 187 00:08:32,261 --> 00:08:35,222 Marie? You texted "Come in" and then a gun emoji? 188 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:45,150 Goddamn it, Dad! Good dealers don't grow on trees! 189 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:47,944 Infinite multiverse, sweetie. There are trees that do that. 190 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,163 Shit, Jerry! 191 00:08:58,246 --> 00:08:59,748 Hmm. We better find him fast. 192 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:02,208 If the worms hit a tipping point on Jerry's anxiety, 193 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:04,461 they'll start using him to feed on other people's worry. 194 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:05,837 -You mean-- -He's going to feed 195 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,047 on creating discomfort. 196 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:09,215 -Oh, boy. -He'll be great at it. 197 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:13,428 Jerry's tracker disappeared here. The worms must have eaten it. 198 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:15,430 Those things impress me more and more by the minute. 199 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:17,348 They're a gold mine. Hold on. 200 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:21,269 Surprise improv on the subway! 201 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:22,604 Hey, want to jump in, sir? 202 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:24,898 We could play aging rock stars, luv. 203 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,983 Shall we get cream-crackered-knackered? 204 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,277 Taking him to that improv class was a mistake. 205 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,321 Why wouldn't that be worry-worm heaven? 206 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:32,739 'Cause Jerry loves it. 207 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:34,616 No, these things must be trying to max out 208 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,451 Jerry's anxiety specifically. 209 00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:38,745 Where could he go to create the most discomfort 210 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,330 for everyone involved? 211 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,332 -His client dinner! -Client dinner? 212 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,626 Right. Why he did the worms in the first place. 213 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:46,336 Do I have long COVID? 214 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,630 -Take, take, take! -Take, take, take! 215 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:51,925 -Take, take, take! -Take, take, take! 216 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:56,513 -Take, take, take! -Take, take, take! 217 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,932 Oh. Cool. You have a leader already. 218 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:02,060 You don't need me as your Dances for Wolves. 219 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:04,312 With Wolves? I haven't seen it. 220 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:06,481 Ha! That's sidelines talk. 221 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:09,776 You clearly don't understand what we're up against. 222 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:12,612 The dogs have a breeding program in the city. 223 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:14,739 They raised us in cages! 224 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:18,034 Our bodies were twisted then ripped from our mothers! 225 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,869 I probably know some of this. 226 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,747 They made me watch the mup video. Three times. 227 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:25,125 "Mup" is the language of the oppressor! 228 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,752 You're still trapped in their way of thinking! 229 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:29,295 Again, just getting out in front of this, 230 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:30,964 I'm not looking to get caught up 231 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:33,800 in all the colonization, eugenics, hierarchies. 232 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,218 Above my pay grade. 233 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,595 Humans kind of started this cycle a billion years ago. 234 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,097 You don't want me involved. 235 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,598 So this is your fault? 236 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,559 Not directly enough that I need to fix it. 237 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,811 I just come from a world where the humans are in charge 238 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,104 and we did this to dogs. 239 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,480 He will help us! 240 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:48,648 I didn't say that! 241 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,191 Dogs! 242 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:51,985 -Scared! Scared! -Scared! Scared! 243 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:59,033 -Search everywhere! -Do you have eyes on Morty? 244 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,368 -Not yet. -Find him. 245 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:03,371 He said we were asshole, racist piece-of-shit bigots! 246 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,795 You fucking leatherskins! 247 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:13,298 No! Ascot... 248 00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,969 -Ascot... -You... 249 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:20,305 must lead... 250 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:21,973 human boy. 251 00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:26,686 Just to clarify, I killed that dog guy 252 00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:28,062 'cause I'm pissed at Snowball, 253 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:29,814 not because of your conflict. 254 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:35,737 -Take, take, take! -Take, take, take! 255 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:38,656 -Take, take, take! -Take, take, take! 256 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:41,743 Yes, General? Ah! Morty! 257 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,745 I heard there was a car crash. 258 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,955 Where are you? I can come get you. 259 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,957 I'm coming for you, Snowball! 260 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,835 You asshole, racist piece-of-shit bigot! 261 00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:51,920 I knew it! 262 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:58,259 Okay. The main gate is here. Guest house is here. 263 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,511 Remember, Snowball is mine. 264 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,096 And, again, just so happens 265 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:04,349 both our agendas involve storming the palace. 266 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:05,642 Not your leader. 267 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,268 No. Just stop winking at me! 268 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,562 Don't wink at each other, either! 269 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,773 I mean it! I'm not a Christ figure! 270 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,650 Mancors ready. 271 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,151 Good. Let's just get in there. 272 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,736 It's time to let Snowball know... 273 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,447 he's been a bad dog. 274 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,745 Sir, how can I help you? 275 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:29,290 Jerry! Man, am I glad to see you! 276 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,084 Is your skin moving? 277 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,087 Yeah. 278 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:39,175 Jerry, this is Carl. Carl Nipslip. 279 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,970 Carl, I just gotta tell you, you're fucking bald. 280 00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:43,680 And I hate bald dudes. 281 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,683 I love this guy! 282 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:50,561 I hear you're nervous about working with us, Carl. 283 00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:54,482 I used to feel nervous. Now I literally eat fear. 284 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:57,235 Let's have a drink, you fucking pussy. 285 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:59,737 Three martinis. I already ordered for us. 286 00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:00,822 Wow. Yeah. 287 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,782 Oh my God. 288 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,994 That was what I wanted! How'd you know?! 289 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:08,538 'Cause you're a drunk. And I know what you want. 290 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,331 I know what customers want. 291 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:13,084 They want to be told what they want. 292 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,336 Frankly, I'd sign the paperwork right now. 293 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,755 I would definitely. But you need to meet-- 294 00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,507 You need to meet the board in New York. 295 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:20,758 Take me there. 296 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:25,722 Jerry! What are you doing?! 297 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,349 And why'd you tell me to bring my pregnant wife?! 298 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:31,311 I was supposed to get an epidural! 299 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,901 I induced your labor with that barrel roll. 300 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,154 Now I'm going to deliver your baby. 301 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:44,532 Just like I'll deliver visibility to Nipslip Vodka. 302 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:46,409 That company is your baby, Carl. 303 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,036 I understand you. 304 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:49,370 Incredible! 305 00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,372 We're in freefall! I can't fix it! 306 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:53,583 Good. What's your name? 307 00:13:53,665 --> 00:13:56,127 -Ellen. -It's time to push, Ellen. 308 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:58,713 We're gonna crash while you create life. 309 00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:01,341 Blood. Fear. Darwinism. 310 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,051 I think I want to be your wife. 311 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,344 Me too! 312 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,223 I'll name her Jerry. 313 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:10,975 Get her a stock portfolio. 314 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,310 She entered the jungle today. 315 00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:14,228 The grind never stops. 316 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:17,190 You are all my wife now! 317 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,611 Come on! We have to keep moving! 318 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,574 Help! Help! 319 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:31,871 My God. An entire army. 320 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,581 Right under our feet. 321 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,385 Free them all! 322 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:51,391 -Take, take, take! -Take, take, take! 323 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,980 Oh. I thought they'd be more helpful. 324 00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,107 City living. 325 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,943 Yeah, these guys do not get guns! 326 00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:04,529 Flee! 327 00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:14,997 To the palace! 328 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,917 They're using our own suits against us! 329 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,419 They tried putting mups in them! 330 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:20,628 Where is he? 331 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:22,839 Where is Morty?! 332 00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,634 Snowball! 333 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,389 Little Morty! You're all worked up! 334 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,099 Does someone need a nap? 335 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,561 Morty. My old master. 336 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:39,564 Have you come to swat me with a newspaper? 337 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:44,110 We were best friends, Snowball! You tried to have me killed! 338 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,237 How could I trust you, Morty?! 339 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,656 You recoil at my civilization. 340 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,074 You attempt to leave? 341 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:53,119 How much more avoidant could I have been?! 342 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:54,287 Typical human. 343 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:57,123 Afraid to bark what you truly feel! 344 00:15:57,707 --> 00:16:00,001 Typical canine. Full of shame 345 00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,669 but still shitting on the carpet! 346 00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:04,422 This world is not your carpet! 347 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,257 I've been saying that! 348 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,926 I just came here to spend some time with my dog! 349 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:13,014 There it is, then. The truth. "Your" dog. 350 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,932 We could never be equals. 351 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:16,893 You cursed me with intelligence. 352 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,645 You sent me to this nightmare planet 353 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:22,190 with weird, ironic humanoids. 354 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,943 Was I your dog then, Morty? 355 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:27,195 You're right! 356 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,116 But you're my dog now. 357 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,037 Dogs! Help! 358 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,664 Everyone stop! Or the emperor dies! 359 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:42,335 Oh. Okay, okay. Good. 360 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:46,088 Well, was kind of all I wanted to achieve, so... 361 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,257 didn't really have a solution ready to go. 362 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,801 Wasn't even gonna kill Snowball. I was bluffin'. 363 00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,347 Just need someone to take me home now. 364 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:55,806 Leader? 365 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:58,100 No. Again, not setting up a government 366 00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,936 or ushering a new age of righting old wrongs-- 367 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,979 Then war! 368 00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:03,356 What? Wait. No! 369 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,111 Morty! My panic room! 370 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,663 Jerry! You're crazy! 371 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:21,082 I haven't enjoyed a pitch this much since the '70s 372 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,166 when they pitched me cocaine! 373 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:25,545 You can't buy nights like this, Carl, 374 00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:28,839 but you can make them... with Nipslip Vodka. 375 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:29,924 Hold the baby. 376 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,510 My life is yours. 377 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,387 Kill me if you want to. 378 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:35,680 Do it! Please! 379 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:36,806 Not here. 380 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:38,558 There. 381 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,980 Jerry, your clothes. 382 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,315 True advertising is uncensored. 383 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,484 Be uncensored with me, Carl. 384 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:52,280 Oh, I love it! I love it! I love you! 385 00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,574 I hope this doesn't trigger any pitch-killing insecurities 386 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:55,866 about the way I look naked. 387 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,584 Consume me. 388 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:07,503 Let me take communion from your body. 389 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:08,671 I love you! 390 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,553 Holy shit! He's worming out! 391 00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:18,598 -How do we save him? -Save him? He's perfect! 392 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,224 -He's hired! -Screw the board! 393 00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:21,392 He's got the account! 394 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:24,395 I'm hired? I did it? 395 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,693 No! No! Too much relief! 396 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,737 The worms need more! 397 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,408 What's happening? Why are the worms wriggling toward us? 398 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:39,035 I'm not that scared. 399 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,996 Oh, wait. Are you afraid of Jerry getting a job? 400 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,914 I don't know. I'm used to him being around. 401 00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:45,416 He's part of the wallpaper. 402 00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:50,171 -Grab the incidentals! -Whoa! 403 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,770 Cool bubble. You need help marketing that? 404 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,480 Only if you put Jerry on it. 405 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,148 Done. 406 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,736 Oh, just make sure there's enough of him to go around, huh? 407 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,113 Jerry, you start on Monday. 408 00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:18,574 Congrats, hon! 409 00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:25,039 Sweet Marie would have loved this. 410 00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:26,123 Who? 411 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:33,631 Is there something wrong with dogs? 412 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:36,217 I was just trying to be like you. 413 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,427 I'm so ashamed, Morty. 414 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,679 Oh, Snowball! 415 00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:42,181 Humans are ashamed all the time. 416 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,141 You guys used to be wolves. 417 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,811 Humans, we used to be sub-hyena. 418 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,230 I think we invented shame and judgment to cope. 419 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,607 I suppose no creature is perfect. 420 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,984 Yeah, if we put giraffes in charge, 421 00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:56,987 they'd just invent, you know, neck racism, probably. 422 00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,782 They do have those necks, don't they? 423 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:00,908 Yeah. 424 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:05,705 Maybe our species can be self-conscious together. 425 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,716 Rick? I can explain. 426 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,926 -Easy, buddy. -Whoa. What happened here? 427 00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,386 Four days of civil war. 428 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:23,431 I never took a moral stance, though, I resisted at every turn. 429 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,266 You would have been so proud of me! 430 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,309 -Really? -Couldn't pin me down to nothing. 431 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,395 Totally sidelined it. 432 00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:30,688 Good boy. 433 00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,609 So, should we just leave it like this, then, or...? 434 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:37,111 I feel bad for Snowball. 435 00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:39,822 He built a monorail, and now it's all blown up, 436 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,365 and everyone's dying. 437 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,161 Well... 438 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,876 Dogs and worms, baby. 439 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,503 I guess every conflict can be solved with free narcotics. 440 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,671 What a lesson. 441 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,007 Oh, hey. What happened with Dad? 442 00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,383 Did he get that job? 443 00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,302 Advertising people are perverts. 444 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:02,678 -So, no? -Yes. 445 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:03,763 Alright! 446 00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:39,381 So it's all hands on deck this week. 447 00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:42,134 Jerry! We're throwing darts at the interns! 448 00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:43,719 -Get in here! -Yes, sir! 449 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,889 Boy, I really set a weird bar for myself. 450 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,058 Sorry. I gotta wrap this up. 451 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:52,019 But I wish every client was as chill as you guys. 452 00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:54,063 I love working on this account. 453 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,190 You're the man, Jerry. 454 00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:59,401 -This guy. Sell anything. -Glug! Ugg! 455 00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:02,404 Did you get any of that?